Who knew Ottawa had so many "approved" sledding hills? Can't we all just go down whatever hill we want? Meh, whadda I know?

I suppose I should start paying attention to this stuff so I can excercse my lazy kids.

Anyway - here's the list if you're looking for a good hill.

Yeah - they fight in the NHL. Get over it.

Seems some of them also like fighting on the street.

Namely, in this case, Boston Bruin Milan Lucic - in his hometown Vancouver - on the weekend for a loss to the Canucks. Some dink decided to roll tape AFTER the fight but here's the rest of it. There are some swears - so only watch it at work if you want to offend your co-workers.

I'm not sure if you saw the original video - and quite frankly I wouldn't blame you if you hadn't - but at the very least you owe yourself a gander at the parody. Kanye West released a new song complete with matching video, starring Kim Kardashian. In it she is topless and for the most part the couple spends the duration of the video simulating sex on a motorcycle. Hot? Maybe. I mean, KK IS topless afterall. But yesterday this masterpiece was released. James Franco as Kanye West. Seth Rogan as Kim Kardashian. It's just as great as you hoped. Enjoy.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/25/seth-rogen-james-franco-bound-2_n_4338075.html

The link has both the original and the new and improved version

This ad for Google has been making its rounds of late and I have to admit, I bit the bullet and it was well worth it. Then again I'm a sucker for this stuff. Grab the Kleenex.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHGDN9-oFJE

The headline is what sold us: Honey Boo Boo’s Sister Farted In an Interview with a Confused Steve Harvey. The video mostly horrifying, though Steve Harvey’s face cracks me up. That said, the fact that I’m posting this and therefore perpetuating their special, talentless brand of crazy makes me ashamed. I feel great shame.

 So if you want to feel shame, here you go!

http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/11/honey-boo-boos-sister-farted-interview-confused-steve-harvey/ 

I miss this guy.

Not much funnier than seeing a squirrel get his balls caught in a pole.

And kudos to these vandals in Windsor, ON who have a knack for knobs - trimming this shrub into a slice of awesome.

Due to the love I've seen regarding my Bear's Breakfast Nude series - I've been encouraged to branch out and sketch my other co-workers.

Please enjoy responsibly - or print off, lay on floor and do whatever it is you need to do.

Regards,

J

For whatever reason (I really don't remember how this started) I started to doing some nude sketches of the three of us. McCord and Kaz figured I might as well turn this into a work thing and get them up here on the blog.

I'll be working on other Bear personalities today for your enjoyment/fapping material.

J

This'll be the juciest goddamn bird you've ever eaten, I promise you.

INGREDIENTS:

-Turkey (Should be a good sized one - 16 lbs or thereabouts)

-2 Lemons halved

-2 Heads garlic

-Molasses (500 ml)

-2 Cups Salt

-2 Cups Brown Sugar

-One Bunch Fresh Rosemary

-2 large bags of ice

-One kettle full of hot water

-Cold Tap Water to fill

Get yourself a big cooler. I mean the big one you only use for camping. Pour the hot kettle water in first. Next toss in the lemons (Squeeze the juice out, then toss the squeezed rinds in, seeds and all) and the garlic (Cut the head in half, toss it all in - stems, skin, everything). Now throw in the salt and brown sugar and stir the mix until they both dissolve. Next out in the molasses and the rosemary and stir - you should have a ...

Just frigging awesome stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxWAFOVrYKA 

Apparently this has been out for 2 years and it has over one million hits on YouTube, but somehow I only saw it for the first time this week. Same goes for Jay and McCord. So we figured maybe you haven't seen it either.

Is it silly?

Yes.

Is it childish?

Kinda.

Is it awesome?

You bet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdJp5-g69go